Spam Content that Makes you Laugh

I have a morbid fascination with the content of spam.

They ways that these people try and avoid the antispam brigade can be quite hilarious.

What I really can’t understand is when something is this bad, that people still respond.

Because, in the end, the proliferation of spam is collectively our own fault. If it didnt work, they would stop.

Here is the latest humerous additon to my spam collection.

Submit your own, and lets laugh at the spammers 🙂

Privet, my friend!

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction. It is spring and love in my soul and the scent of beautiful lilacs fills the air in my imagination. And I cannot get you out of my mind, because I am dreaming to find your precious love. Can you guess what I would like to do for you?
I want to protect you from all of the injustices
in the world and carry you off into a blazing sunset.
I want to do all I can to make you happy and make you fill loved every day of your life. My honey, I am here for you, so do not make me wait for too long, because I am hunger for you love.

Hugs and kisses
Mila

3 thoughts on “Spam Content that Makes you Laugh”

  • I don’t normally read the stuff caught in the spam filter, Steve, but this one caught my eye. So wrong on so many levels, but the thought of Ban ki-Moon emailing me personally because he wants to make the world a better place was a nice touch!

    “ATTN:Sir/Madam, How are you today? Hope all is well with you and family?,You may not understand why this mail came to you. In regards to the recent meeting between the United Nations and the Present United States Government to restore the dignity and Economy of the Nations and also based on the agreement with the World Bank Assistance to help and make the world a better place for all with the sole aim of abolishing poverty i send you this mail. We have been having series of meetings for the passed 7 months which ended 2 days ago with the secretary to the UNITED NATIONS. This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$ 250,000.00 (Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars). This includes every foriegn contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc. Your name and email was in the list submitted by our Monitoring Team of Economic and Financial Crime Commission observers and this is why we are contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed. You are advised to contact Mrs.Pamela Yough of ZENITH BANK NIGERIA PLC, as she is our representative in Nigeria, contact her immediately for your Cheque/ International Bank Draft of USD$ 250,000.00 (Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars) This funds are in a Bank Draft for security purpose ok? so she will send it to you and you can clear it in any bank of your choice. This meeting was first held on the 8th of April 2003. You can view this page for your perusal: http://www.un.org/News/Press/docs/2003/ik344.doc.htm Therefore, you should send her your full Name and telephone number and your correct mailing address, where you want her to send the Draft to. Contact Mrs.Pamela Yough immediately for your Cheque: Email: zenithbankplc270@gmail.com or zenithbnkplc101@hotmail.co.uk Goodluck and kind regards, Making the world a better place Mr. Ban Ki-Moon Secretary (UNITED NATIONS). http://www.un.org/sg/

    • Hi there Jane, yes, some of the “tricks” these people use to try and impress their products and services on us can be laughable at times. Good to see your reputation on the web is attracting some real big hitters 🙂

  • Hi there. Here is another laughable story from the scammers

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    UNITED NATION
    3 Whitehall Court London SW1A 2EL United Kingdom
    Tel: +447024061219 Fax +447024098161
    Attention: Fund Beneficiary.

    Compliment of the season to you and your family.
    This is to inform you that after our recent meeting between the United Nations and the United States Government to restore the dignity and Economy of the Nations. Base on the Agreement with the World Bank Assistance to help and make the world a better place for all with the sole aim of abolishing poverty.

    This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any part of the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate them with the sum of US$10,500.00 (Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) This includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their contract sum, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to Government problems etc.

    Your name was in the list submitted by our Monitoring Team of International Monitoring Fund (IMF) observers and this is why we are contacting you, this have been agreed upon and have been signed. You are advised to contact Mr. Daniel Mminele of South African Reserve Bank, as he is our representative in Africa, contact him immediately for your fund of US$10,500.00 (Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars). So he will proceed for the transfer of your fund into your account in your country.

    Therefore, you should send him your full Name, Telephone number, Nationality, Age, and occupation. Contact Mr. Daniel Mmminel, immediately for release of your fund.

    Contact Person: Mr. Daniel Mminele
    Deputy Governor
    South African Reserve Bank.
    Foreign Remittance Department
    Email: info.danielmmineleoffice@gmail.co.za

    Mr. Ban Ki-Moon
    Secretary (UNITED NATIONS).
    http://www.un.org/sg/

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